Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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