I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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