he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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