A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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