I think i peed on brittanys purse
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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