This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I have post one night stand depression
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