No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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