You just made me feel so damn special
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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