yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
do nipples grow back?
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