before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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