what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just gift wrapped bread.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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