soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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