lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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