just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
