Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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