If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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