he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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