I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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