the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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