Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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