That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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