My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I intend to get homeless drunk
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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