I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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