I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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