So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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