redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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