OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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