You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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