Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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