worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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