You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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