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(970): View more from Colorado

I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

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(512): View more from Texas

Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.

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(909): View more from California

No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back

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(760): View more from California

Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him

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