Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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