Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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