When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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