So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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