you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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