i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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