we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
