gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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