This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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