couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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