just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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