she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
