absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
where am i from again
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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