I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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