Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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