i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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