Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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