just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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