i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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