You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
