i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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